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heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

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heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

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i was watching porn the other day & the guy’s name was mr cocker & i laughed so hard i lost my boner

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We are all Misha Collins: glorytothetimelords: Will Graham is kidnapped while investigating a...

glorytothetimelords:

Will Graham is kidnapped while investigating a crime scene. It turns out that the kidnappers are actually people who have been monitoring his progress and are determined to help him. He agrees to go along with them if only to prolong his own life. They drive him to a…

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marfmellow:

my mom would yell at us and then ask

did I stutter?

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and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter

and her response was 

THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE

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clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

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melnetta:

Will Graham goes to teach class. Jack visits just to say hi and doesn’t ask him to go into the field. Afterwards, Will and Alana wash Will’s dogs together and eat macaroni. The macaroni is not people. Alana reads to Will as he falls asleep and Will has dreams that make him smile the next morning.

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picnicinparadise:

Acting Crushes:

4. Christoph Waltz

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