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Mr. Mouse being cute and mousey :3(He’s grown fatter since then.)

Mr. Mouse being cute and mousey :3
(He’s grown fatter since then.)

Help

There are people in my flat. They just moved in.
I’m hungry but I can’t go out cuz there are people what do I do do I knock them unconscious.

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

(Source: yencid, via apotatosack)

boywitch:

cosmicam-amor:

boywitch:

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

image

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FAP

If you take ‘FAP’ and write it backwards it spells ‘PAF’.

PAF = Penises Are Food

It’s a conspiracy. Wake up America.

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Abercrombie isn't for fatties!

masterofaeons:

There needs to be a movement of people who deface the Abercrombie logo, stitch it onto other clothes and send pictures of fat people wearing their logo to this fucker.

I actually like the fact that Abercrombie doesn’t have huge sizes for people who lead an unhealthy lifestyle.
For the record, fat isn’t healthy.

My friend was telling me about this guy on 4chan.

Every Christmas day every year since ‘07, he’d post a photo of his accumulated cum from a year’s worth of masturbation.
I’m just like someone should do that but with poop. Or pee.

hazydazee:

one of my favs gifs

hazydazee:

one of my favs gifs

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actuallybatman:

Hey guys remember when this picture was going around

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